Remember Who The F*** You Are
A six-week small group container, held for the length of Venus retrograde, to help you come home to your personal power again.
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Life has been a lot lately.
I've been talking to people. Friends, colleagues, clients. And a lot of us are feeling the same thing: meh.
Nothing is "wrong," exactly. Or maybe it is. The last season of life (or many seasons, if we're honest) has been hard, or there's been a major change, or just living through the era of "unprecedented events" has made us go a little numb.
We're a muted version of ourselves. Not full color.
Maybe it's too much time scrolling on TikTok (guilty). Maybe it's procrastinating the thing you know you need to do, making excuses for yourself or someone else, or sitting on the couch rewatching Heated Rivalry or Off Campus for the fifth time instead of taking action on what's been sitting in the back of your mind that you’ve been consciously or unconsciously avoiding.
This summer, so much in my life fell apart. I'm shedding yet another version of myself that the universe is asking me to let go of. (Scorpio rising things.) I spent months having Milka chocolate cookies for dinner, feeling everything and nothing at the same time. I still went through the motions, running, showing up for my French lessons, swiping on Hinge (not an advisable thing to do when you're low), but I was living a half-life.
And now, I’m remembering who the F**I am. I am coming back online. I am bouncing back, I’m feeling more in my power. I’m preparing for what’s next, and I’d love to be in community with you to help you do the same.
Call it a season of reinvention. Or call it remembering who the f*** you are.
Venus is retrograde from October 3 to November 14, 2026. Venus rules our feminine nature, our love of beauty and pleasure, our values, our money, our love, our relationships. A retrograde is when a planet slows down so much that, from here on Earth, it looks like it's moving backward. It's a window to revisit, rework, retreat, and rebuild anything tied to those themes.
Mercury will also be joining Venus in Retrograde, making it an even more potent time to transform.
I'm opening a six-week small group container for the length of the retrograde.
Six weeks. One small group. Women in community, remembering who the f*** we are.
This isn't a fresh start. You're already well on your way. It's a course correction.
Hi, I’m Lauren
I've been coaching women since 2020, and helping them find their way back to their own power is the work I love most. As an astrologer and coach, I've worked with hundreds of women, pairing their charts with mindset and somatic tools so they can trust themselves again and feel more confident in their lives.
The Details
This is a small group container, not a course. No portal full of modules you'll feel guilty about not finishing.
You'll show up live, once a week, in community with women on the same path. Each week we move through a topic together, then I coach you on it in real time. You'll get homework between sessions to actually move you forward, and we stay in touch on WhatsApp between calls to share, cheer each other on, and get coaching when you need it.
This isn't a total life overhaul. It's not harsh, and it's not meant to be painful. It's meant to be soft, supportive, and feel like an exhale. It's Venusian.
Six weeks of live company, structure, and a reason to actually sit with what this retrograde is stirring up in you, instead of numbing through it.
The Investment
$199
My goal is to bring together ten women in community at a price that I’m hoping will be an easy yes.
The Weekly Breakdown
October 10th: Week 1 — The Audit. What's working, what's draining you, what you're avoiding, and what's actually filling your cup.
October 17th: Week 2 — The Vision. What would you ask for, or move toward, if you weren't afraid?
October 24th: Week 3 — The Release. Venus and Mercury retrograde can stir up old wounds - this week we support each other in letting go of what is no longer in our best interest so we can move forward with a clean slate.
October 31: Week 4 — Momentum. We have the vision. Now, let’s start taking small steps forward towards it.
November 14th: Week 5 — Grace. How's your self-talk? Are you actually being kind to yourself? What stories are you ready to let go of, and what stories do you want to tell?
November 21: Week 6 — The Seat of your Power. What would the highest version of you do, and how do you move toward her, gently.
You deserve to feel good.
What's included
Six live group calls. We will connect once per week on Saturdays Starting on October 10th at 12pm EST, 9am PST, 5pm GMT. Can't make one live? Every call is recorded.
Structure to help you come home to yourself. Live teaching each week plus homework between calls to actually put it into practice.
A WhatsApp thread for the full six weeks. Somewhere to share, get coached between calls, and have a group of women in your corner who actually want you to succeed.
Grow alongside a community of other incredible women. We support each other - rising together.
Who this is for:
You're a high-achieving woman who is tired of numbing out, feeling muted, or putting yourself off for later, and you want to feel really good again.
You recognize yourself in over-achieving, perfectionism, or people-pleasing, and you're ready for permission to put those down.
You can feel a version of yourself trying to come back online, and you want support bringing her back to life.
You're in some kind of transition, whether you'd call it that or not, and you want to grow in company instead of alone.
You're not looking for a fresh start. You already know who you're becoming. You want help getting the rest of the way there.
Come home to yourself.
Have questions about payment plans? Email me at hello@laurenkester.com